Amami, oh Beatrice!

Jajajaja, me hizo el día completamente...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:22:06 -0600

Jajajaja, me hizo el día completamente xD

infiniteadventure:

lolsofunny:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

That sounds beautiful. :D

I needed to see this today. xD

El ser humano, con todos sus avances (y retrocesos), no puede...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:18:05 -0600

El ser humano, con todos sus avances (y retrocesos), no puede ganarle a la naturaleza. Nunca lo hará.

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:10:05 -0600

Jajajajaja, el efecto es demasiado barato xD

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:06:05 -0600

Jajajajaja, el efecto es demasiado barato xD

xDDD

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:04:06 -0600

xDDD

:O

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:58:06 -0600

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:54:05 -0600

"You’ve got to let go of who you were, to become who you will be."

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:50:06 -0600

“You’ve got to let go of who you were, to become who you will be.”

- Janet Fitch (via light-essence)

funny-pictures-uk: Close enough…

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:46:06 -0600

funny-pictures-uk:

Close enough…

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:42:05 -0600

cleverblondeinaunionjack: skarosoul: k-nein: So this is a...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:39:05 -0600

cleverblondeinaunionjack:

skarosoul:

k-nein:

So this is a thing I am going to hell for.

On the left we have the 9th Doctor, who is, as I’m sure Rose found out, a great dancer.

In the middle is the 10th Doctor, the sexy one who sometimes gets all (unfortunately) of the attention.

And on the right is the 11th Doctor, who doesn’t exactly sway to the same beat as his predecessors, but if you tell him it’s because he’s just a bad dancer, he’ll deny it and say this is one of the obscure mating rituals of “his people.”

omg

asdfghjkl.

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:35:06 -0600

a-l-ancien-regime: Sun and moon horizontal dial for latitudes...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:30:05 -0600

a-l-ancien-regime:

Sun and moon horizontal dial for latitudes 46°-50° North. The silvered compass at the centre has the cardinal points named in Latin and an arrow drawn on the compass bowl to indicate the magnetic variation at 10° West of North. The upper section is marked with a scale of latitudes. The base of the compass is engraved with tables of latitudes for different towns and cities around Europe . {early 18th century}

National Maritime Museum, Greenwich, London

cavetocanvas: Self Portrait - Dante Gabriel Rossetti, 1847 ¡A...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:47:05 -0600

cavetocanvas:

Self Portrait - Dante Gabriel Rossetti, 1847

¡A la!
*drools*

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:43:05 -0600

¿lo ven? hasta ahí se acaba el camino y de ahí, sigue el...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:35:05 -0600

¿lo ven? hasta ahí se acaba el camino y de ahí, sigue el infierno.

Jajajaja, ¡bien dicho Anita!

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:30:06 -0600

Jajajaja, ¡bien dicho Anita!

pleasemrmusic-willyouplay: oldhollywood: Glenn Miller &...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:27:06 -0600

pleasemrmusic-willyouplay:

oldhollywood:

Glenn Miller & His Orchestra - Moonlight Serenade

My favorite of his. ♥

Aaah, qué memorias.
Fui a verlos en su concierto, y fue una catarata de recuerdos y delicias.
Una lindura, de verdad.

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:20:06 -0600